all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
Life goal: live out of my car and travel the continental United States. You can’t truly appreciate your roots until you’ve explored every nook and cranny. I haven’t given up on you, America!
Life list.
want do
Me, too!
Me three, but instead of living in my car, I want to live in my tear-drop camper.
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** CAUTION **
Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.
Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,
This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.
Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”
*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp.asp>
Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.
Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.
**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**Note to self, don’t buy that stuff! Ranger would eat anything.
words that are biphobic and why
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me. my future.
My favorite story about my parents is much like this.
All the time.
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1.
no one ever congratulates you
for doing the really difficult things
like driving on the freeway or getting out of bed or
staying alive
2.
every friendship you make is a countdown
to the moment
when they finally can’t deal
with the missed calls and canceled hangouts
every…
This
Have I mentioned I love Emma Stone?
I have had the BIGGEST crush on Emma Stone. <3
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i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
why
Facepalm.
Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!
I’
They aren’t married. They’re close friends who share a house. Sorry, but without physical intimacy I’m sure the guy does a LOT of wanking. A LOT.
Okay, look. even the Bible says that if you’re married, you have free reign to have sex. These people were depriving themselves of physical love for no reason whatsoever.
What’s that verse, it’s better to marry than to burn with passion? Yeah.
And yeah, I tend to agree with Jenni here, he probably was spending a lot of time wanking.
http://christianpundit.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/christian-couple-maintains-abstinence-through-first-two-years-of-marriage-satire/
Apparently it’s not real. It’s satire. I’m glad, because I’ve seen marriages break up after a month without sex let alone two freaking YEARS.
Good to know. oy.
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Velma likes ‘em big and Stupid
Inspired by a fan fic of these two as a romantic pair. Song popped into my head and the art with it.
I like Velma in this pic. She looks so happy and she looks like she’s having fun. Johnny Bravo just looks like he’s fawning over her. It’s a really cute picture.
